Just Past Midnight, ground floor boys hostel
ME (Enter stage right, walk up beneath first floor railings look up and shout): Mansoooooooooooor. (Repeat thrice)
UNKNOWN FEMALE VOICE 1 (A tinny tone): Mannnnnnnnsooooooor
UNKNOWN FEMALE VOICE 2 (huskier): Mannnnnnnnsooooooor
RANDOM PERSON 1 (shouts): Mansoooooooooorrrr
RANDOM PERSON 2 (shouts): Mansoooooooooorrrr
PRANESH (looks up, shouts): Maaannnnnnnnsooooooooooorrrr.
MANSUR pops out like a beaver from his den. Looks dazed. Leans over the railing.
MANSUR: What is it?
ME: Which movie are you watching?
MANSUR: I’m doing work man, not watching any movie.
KARY (formerly unknown female voice 1): What about my write ups?
MANSUR: Huh!! (leans over a bit more.)
GORDON (in Mansur’s ears): Mansooooooor.
ME: Mansur, don’t jump. Pleeease.
A sizable crowd has collected. Unknown Female Voice 2(shrieks). Verghese comes down to the first floor. Everyone eggs him on to jump.
PRANESH (Opening his arms): I’ll hold you.
Verghese climbs over the railing and jumps. Pranesh moves away. Jandhyala steps in, but puts a hand between Verghese’s legs to catch him.
VERGHESE (screwing up his face): Dude, that’s not the way to hold a person!
All hold their sides, laughing. One sleepy soul, woken up comes out to check the fun. All disperse. He makes a sad face and goes back to sleep.
I come back to my room.
Song for the situation: ‘Round Midnight by Miles Davis.
Why my existence is complete or The Great Porno(b) show
I had heard a lot about the “man” well and I am happy to say that he stands shorter off the ground than I do.
So we went to the IMI bizquiz on Saturday which was also convocation day for the students passing out from MDI.
And when we got there we learnt that the quiz master was good ole Pornob (I kinda like that spelling, it seems to convey something sleazy about that man).
I’ll remember the next thing that Ramesh said, “Now lets have fun in the quiz”. Not win, have fun.
Interesting. The eliminations were decent enough and I thought as Rabi had said that he had “improved”. I should have known another Bong saying that. Pardon my naïveté.
We got to sit on stage. And then it dawned upon me. Wow! what a man. Pulling off questions off the top of his head like a magician pulling a rabbit out of the hat. And to complete the magician analogy, he is a master illusionist too. A few samples
Then we had some weird movies including one chinese movie made by a guy whose name sounded like “Wang Cor Wai” and is supposedly a master filmmaker.
Then the arbit scoring. Initially it was 10 direct – 5 pass. Then in the 5th round it became 10 pass-10 direct. Then in the 6th and last, he made it 10 direct – 11 pass. Huh??
I loved it when the “any topic under the sun” round came up.
Ramesh: Linux Kernel Device Drivers. (I am already
Porno: Lets make it the free software industry
Ramesh: We insist
Porno: I can’t let that.
Ramesh: Then, how about 3D FPS Games?
Porno: I’ll make it the gaming industry
But now he was quite pissed off and we were giggling like schoolgirls. Then came some obscure question about GTA San Andreas in which the character Carl Johnson is inspired by a movie character. Answer? Pat Garrett. Lets leave it at that.
At the end of it we were spilling our guts out laughing laughing all the way on the long ride back. All in all an experience. And I am sorry to say that his “disciples” did not win the quiz. Even with the eleven point scoring. And he did not read out our scores.
And I am definitely going to the next Porno Show, probably at DSE-MHROD. How can I resist cheap entertainment?
See all you guys there.
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